ANNIE KATE HITS 3,000!

ANNIE KATE HITS 3,000!
Guangzhou, China
December 5th, 2011

A few months ago while his Mother was off at church paying way to much attention to her Grandson’s Baptism, Derek Jeter crushed his 3,000th hit deep into the left field bleachers at Yankee Stadium. Today In Guangzhou China a young girl named Annie Kate reached the 3,000 hit mark at the age of three! Annie got to 3,000 hits today on her blog some 34 years before Jeter who is now 37 got 3,000 hits in major league baseball. When asked to comment on the amazing feet Annie said, “Honestly I have no idea how it took that Jeter guy so long. All I do is wake up, put on sun glasses, act real cute, pose for pictures and boom I get three thousand hits!”

Shortly after our interview Annie began to color on the sheets of the hotel bed, played naked in the bathtub, and slurped noodles while giggling. Three things she probably also does better than Jeter.

Annie just signed a blockbuster deal that will land her in the US sometime this week where she will play for the famous Myers team. Assistant Manager Tim “Buck” Myers said of the Acquisition of Annie, “Sweet music, Hey, I’m Tim Myers, and She is so beautiful. Team Owner, General Manager, Manager, CEO, CFO, and Vestal School Board President, Kim A. Myers who gets paid nothing for all of the above jobs she holds said, “We are truly blessed to add another all-star caliber player to our team.”

Hundreds of fans wait outside Southwood drive to welcome home Annie Kate and this reporter can almost guarantee her presence will be nothing less than a homerun!